October 12, 2011

Do you 'Like' Facebook? I 'Don't'!

It depends. For me, at least. I check Facebook everyday, the moment I wake up. No even kidding. I wake up, get my phone and stare at the 0 Notification box. I rarely get as much notifications s I want... My favorite notifications would me: "________ likes your photo" It makes my day! ^_^
There's manyyyyyyyyyyy..... Ups and Downs on Facebook.. Let me show you the downs my eyes:

LMS for Truth Is
Okay, it should be really: "lms for only positive truths and more about hanging out..which we never do."
It's 100%  true... you all know it. See, if a girl's ex likes it.. she wouldn't go: "Truth is: your the biggest heart smashing desperate jerk I have ever met.. I'm SO glad we broke up cause I knew you cheated on me. Oh and btws, she's cheating on you too, white liar." Like, no. instead they go: "Truth is we dated, you're a nice guy and I'm glad we still talk." Difference? Ha! Very! It's so true. It's VERY awkward if you don't even know a person... we would really go: "Truth is: I only added you because we have 30 mutual friends." But instead we go: "Truth is: I don't really know you but we should talk sometimes."

Love Birds
Ohmygosh, there is nothing more annoying than these guys. "I love you, babe! You mean so much to me and I'll never lose you, sugarmuffin!!" "Oh, I love you too! You're the best guy I have ever met and you mean the world to me! My ooglybear!" Like, it's not bad... but, if every single status is them throwing their gooey love words back and forth, we all know it's annoying. Oh! We all know that one couple that:
______ is now single.
______ is now in a relationship.
______ is now single.
______ is now in a relationship.
______ is now single.
______ is now in a relationship.
______ is now single.
______ is now in a relationship.
MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY. There's a "It's complicated" button there for a reason! Or why even change it if you know you two are getting back together again? It's really annoying.

The Desperate People
Why am I ugly? Why don't guys like me? Is it because my hair is stringy? Why don't I get invited to parties? Do people hate me? Why do you guys hate me? It's becuse I'm ugly, huh? It must be that freckle on my nose. I need a boyfriend. I need a guy to hold me tight. I need a cuddlier. I need a date.
You know what you need? Two things: Confidence.. and a LIFE. Holysmokes.
Some people are just out there using facebook as a therapist. They would put pictures up and ask: Keep? I'm Ugly. So people would go on their photo and comment "Keep! your gorgeous!" We kinda HAVE to say that you know? It's like you comment "EW. Delete!" See the problem? They are fishing for compliments.
You know that reallly annoys the heck out of me? That heavy makeup, boobs spilling out, a so-called diva look (pouty lips..messed up version), and basically no clothes on is "Pretty" nowadays. Girl, go put some clothes on and stop being fake. I hatee girls like that. Girls who just follow every trend in the universe and get plastic surgeries to look "better."

Ladies: THIS is what beauty means:
Beauty: The quality that gives pleasure to the mind or senses and is associated with such properties as harmony of form or color, excellence of artistry, truthfulness, and originality.

See, imagine if there was no such thing as make up, hair extensions, trendy fashions.
You would think "Uh, the world would be ugly." No, well, maybe, but here's the thing: People would see the beauty in the inside. Think about it?

What was the topic? Oh, Facebook?

Facebook...... ALL WE WANT IS A DISLIKE BUTTON.

But honestly, there are mean people in the world. Example:
_______ is now in a relationship. [44 dislikes; 5 likes]  <-- LOL THAT, ladies and gentlemen, would be messed.
But! If:
Rebecca Black posted a new music video. [4.5 billion dislikes, 1 likes]

See? ;)
WIHL! ~ Mira

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