Hey guys.. LONG time no talk.

So, yes, it's been awhile. Due to a lot of drama.. Like a lot... of drama........ a lot. Speaking of Alots... Have you guys ever seen that blog article? It had me LOL and it changed my view on "Alot"  a lot! Haha! After you read my statement of "Alot of Drama" then read the article, you would picture an alot wearing a viking hat or on the red carpet for "drama."

Hyperbole and a Half: The Alot 

Just a quick update...

 

Reporting from IA-7

Stay Tuned!

~ Miranda

Oh the IRONY!

Have you ever wanted to drop on your knees and lift your arms in agony while yelling "NOOOOO!" ?
That's exactly what happened to me many times.. mostly while I'm photoshopping.. or accidentally posting a status with a spelling error.. HATE that!
So what's up with the "irony" stuff? I would totally share it with you guys but you know.. of course, the person whose the reason that I want to yell "Oh the Irony!" Could possibly read this!
Hate irony.. But I love funny cat photos.

  Haha... Love random cat photos.

This is exactly how I reacted!

Anyways, so I'm in the mood to let out my love feelings about boys... [people reading this: awww, man....I'm going back on Facebook..]
But! I'm not. But wait there's more!! I'm not going to post anymore cat photos! [Dog Lovers: "Hooray!"]

Haha, Hate commercials like that! "BUT WAIT.... There's MORE!" What are they expecting us to do?

TV: Have you ever wanted to eat a PB&J but you hate having two knives out.. Having more dishes?
Viewer: YES! Oh my Gosh! HATE that!
TV: Well Don't worry more! DumInvents present... The DUAL knife! The ultimate ingredient for your recipe of misery! 
Viewer: WOW, Unbelievable! I would have never thought of that! INCREDIBLE!
TV: With this two-sided knife...Now you don't have to wash so many dishes and waste soap and water!  It's good for the emviorment, and your family!
Viewer: Can't handle the wait! Wheres the number?! I HAVE to order this mind-exploding invention!
TV: Call this number below... But hurry! These knifes will sell slowly, so we'll make  fake countdown below the screen to rush you to the phone, making you guys think this amazing offer won't be around for long when really appearing on the TV for MONTHS! So, hurry, Hurry!
Viewer: -scrambles to the phone punching down the number in madness..-
TV: BUT WAIT!
Viewer: -Stops-
TV: THERE'S MORE!
Viewer: WHAT?!
TV: If you buy this product now... You'll receive TWO DUALKnives!
Viewer: UNBELIEVABLE!
TV: Also, a free Napkin!
Viewer: The universe just EXPLODED!
TV: ALSO.... a free random key chain we found in the dumpster behind some Wal-mart!
So HURRY, Hurry!!
Viewer: -gets blinded by awesomeness-

Hope I at least made you chuckle... I made my little brothers and sister giggle. Mission Accomplished!
Haha, I definately had a blast writing this!
Have a Fantastic GoodNight!

Do you 'Like' Facebook? I 'Don't'!

It depends. For me, at least. I check Facebook everyday, the moment I wake up. No even kidding. I wake up, get my phone and stare at the 0 Notification box. I rarely get as much notifications s I want... My favorite notifications would me: "________ likes your photo" It makes my day! ^_^
There's manyyyyyyyyyyy..... Ups and Downs on Facebook.. Let me show you the downs my eyes:

LMS for Truth Is
Okay, it should be really: "lms for only positive truths and more about hanging out..which we never do."
It's 100%  true... you all know it. See, if a girl's ex likes it.. she wouldn't go: "Truth is: your the biggest heart smashing desperate jerk I have ever met.. I'm SO glad we broke up cause I knew you cheated on me. Oh and btws, she's cheating on you too, white liar." Like, no. instead they go: "Truth is we dated, you're a nice guy and I'm glad we still talk." Difference? Ha! Very! It's so true. It's VERY awkward if you don't even know a person... we would really go: "Truth is: I only added you because we have 30 mutual friends." But instead we go: "Truth is: I don't really know you but we should talk sometimes."

Love Birds
Ohmygosh, there is nothing more annoying than these guys. "I love you, babe! You mean so much to me and I'll never lose you, sugarmuffin!!" "Oh, I love you too! You're the best guy I have ever met and you mean the world to me! My ooglybear!" Like, it's not bad... but, if every single status is them throwing their gooey love words back and forth, we all know it's annoying. Oh! We all know that one couple that:
______ is now single.
______ is now in a relationship.
______ is now single.
______ is now in a relationship.
______ is now single.
______ is now in a relationship.
______ is now single.
______ is now in a relationship.
MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY. There's a "It's complicated" button there for a reason! Or why even change it if you know you two are getting back together again? It's really annoying.

The Desperate People
Why am I ugly? Why don't guys like me? Is it because my hair is stringy? Why don't I get invited to parties? Do people hate me? Why do you guys hate me? It's becuse I'm ugly, huh? It must be that freckle on my nose. I need a boyfriend. I need a guy to hold me tight. I need a cuddlier. I need a date.
You know what you need? Two things: Confidence.. and a LIFE. Holysmokes.
Some people are just out there using facebook as a therapist. They would put pictures up and ask: Keep? I'm Ugly. So people would go on their photo and comment "Keep! your gorgeous!" We kinda HAVE to say that you know? It's like you comment "EW. Delete!" See the problem? They are fishing for compliments.
You know that reallly annoys the heck out of me? That heavy makeup, boobs spilling out, a so-called diva look (pouty lips..messed up version), and basically no clothes on is "Pretty" nowadays. Girl, go put some clothes on and stop being fake. I hatee girls like that. Girls who just follow every trend in the universe and get plastic surgeries to look "better."

Ladies: THIS is what beauty means:
Beauty: The quality that gives pleasure to the mind or senses and is associated with such properties as harmony of form or color, excellence of artistry, truthfulness, and originality.

See, imagine if there was no such thing as make up, hair extensions, trendy fashions.
You would think "Uh, the world would be ugly." No, well, maybe, but here's the thing: People would see the beauty in the inside. Think about it?

What was the topic? Oh, Facebook?

Facebook...... ALL WE WANT IS A DISLIKE BUTTON.

But honestly, there are mean people in the world. Example:
_______ is now in a relationship. [44 dislikes; 5 likes]  <-- LOL THAT, ladies and gentlemen, would be messed.
But! If:
Rebecca Black posted a new music video. [4.5 billion dislikes, 1 likes]

See? ;)
WIHL! ~ Mira

Whose back? I'm back!

Well, I don't know if I'm going to be posting everyday like last time or whatever. But! I really haven't been posting because I'm on fall break........no, I'm not busy, at all. Yeah, I dunno why I don't type on here anyways if I'm not busy. I like going on here when I'm busy! It makes me busy... Like right now, I'm busy.
So, It's currently 1:38 AM right now, I know, crazy. I can't go to sleep when I'm alone :( I'm normally used to it.. but if you, your sister and your mom all sleep on one bed.... You are very used to.. uh.. what's the word..? Occupied. x) But yeah, so here I am....all alone. I'm SUPER tired though. I don't know why I'm on here typing nonsense. Wonder if anybody did read this far! I bet most of them are like "Oh, it's just Miranda rambling nonsense... I'm gonna go back on Facebook." Oh! Speaking of Facebook.... I'm going to do a post about FB. Ha! See, I'm a busy girl! ^_^
Hm, So lately I've been inspired!
Things that Inspired me lately: 
Exhibit one: HelloGiggles!
HelloGiggles is a girl blogging site where these AMAZING girls (various ages) write articles about everything! Like to sour patch kids to chihuahuas in shark costumes. There are also health and beauty articles. My favorite section is the Rants/Raves pages. These girls are hilarious on the Rants page... all about stupid boys to making fun of the Kardashions.. and the Raves are about the new/old things that they are loving. The most recent one I read was about loving Autumn. I can't agree with her more. Autumn is the BEST season ever. Most because of the drizzling, chill weather... but the fall shows and hot chocolate. It's weird.. I always say "Oh my gosh, Fall is hot chocolate season." But, I haven't drank hot chocolate yet! You know what? I'm going to drink hot coco soon. I need to remind myself.
Exhibit two: Breakfast at Tiffany's
So, I heard of this old classic movie out of books and all but when I read an article about Breakfast at Tiffany's... I HAD to watch it. Couple of key points I wanna point out:

• Once I saw this movie, I immediately fell in love with Audrey Hepburn. She's so funny and SO pretty! and ohmygosh.. I have an extact replica of her amazing sunglasses. No lie. Bought it at the Street Fair, knock off tortoiseshell Ray-Bans. Hey, I don't care if their knockoffs, they are comfy and I know I'm cheap. ;)
• I want her cat. This nameless cat reminds me of the amazing, lovable, loyal cat I had in my childhood days. I swear, these cats are twins. Orange American tabby cats. Orange tabby cats are the best cats in the whole freaking universe. That poor video of the evil cat on YouTube just kills them. It's bad impression on these cute kitties. It's bad press. Anyways, the nameless cat on the movie is super lovable and super crazy. He's the cat to wake you up in the morning, wait for you when you arrive home, and sits on top of a moose head. 

• This movie also wants me to steal a Halloween mask...or a goldfish..... Don't ask. ;)

Alright! Well that should be enough weird subjects for right now! ^_^ WIHL!

Sorry guys.. girls..

I haven't been updating much cause... Well, my life has been tumbling downhill horribly. I'm not talking about a hill of daisies. I'm talking a hill that has the scattered sharp rocks. and I'm not talking boys. I know that boys aren't worth cryin' over. I'm talking about my education, my friends, my social life, stupid boys, and hearing aids. I know you guys aren't following me on Blogger to hear me complain about my depressing life so I'm going to take a break. I'll have tons to talk about once I'm done. Thanks for understanding if you do.

Lalala.. oh well?

I can't believe I talked about him. In a public blog. That I posted on Facebook. He saw it, I know it... It's going to be SO awkward tomorrow if he did see it. But, he'll need to know. Li,e, I'm not going to tell him in his face! How would it go?  "Hey, I know we broke up a year ago but I still have feelings for you." Uhm, NO. I'll get rejected then I'll have to go through another depressing stage: Classical music, posting stupid, sappy love songs on Facebook, Taylor Swift lyrics that totally understand me.. No way. I'm just going to suck it up and stop waiting for somethings that not going to happen...If he wants me back, he'll tell me. Which is 0.50% chance he will. Unless he's reading this blog post and rethinking the whole thing? (I'm kidding...)  But yeah, tomorrow I'm going to act like nothing happened. What is typed in the blog, stays in the blog. Yeah. That'll do.
Oh, wow. I just forgot to add something...to the previous post.
I still have the corsage he gave me! I remembered smelling the white roses everyday before I went to bed.  Now I look up to the shelf and see the delicate crumpled roses. If I touched them... they could crumple into pieces.. So I just leave them sitting up there next to my prized photography projects.. Haha.
Haha I''m going to go on to a boy-hating topic up next.... Don't want to put it on this post.. Cause I don't hate him.

Pigskin: Fall Formal

I remember him asking me by a passed note.. if I wanted to go with him, "as friends" i was so thrilled.. but disappointed at the as friends part. I remember the handshake he gave my dad and formally asking him for permission to take me to the dance. I remember picking out my dress...I remember my cousin, Angel, putting make up on me and doing my hair. I remember zooming to Safeway to get his boutonniere last minute. I remember walking into my friends house, all of them smiling at me with their dates. I remember spotting him first. I remember him giving me this gorgeous corsage. I remember us eating at Velvet Grill then taking our photos. The pigskin photos he ordered.. that I finally picked up, To this day he has no idea I have them. I'm afraid giving it to him because one: It was from a year ago. Two: I think he'll have me keep them anyway... It'd be embarrassing too! He doesn't have feeling for me anymore.. that I know of? 

~

The saddest and disgusting thing about the modern world right now.....Modern dancing: grinding. Gross. Just the name of it! Belch.. No, dancing, is  beautiful. But when it comes to high school dances, I literally wanted to run out. But I really liked my date so I stayed. 

But, I gotta admit... It's HILARIOUS to watch. Both the girl and the boy looks bored outta their minds when they do it. 

I mean, dancing is supposed to be FUN. Also, you are supposed to be looking at each other! It's just wrong! 

How do girls deal with a guy rubbing against her back?? Just think about it: GROSS. Every girl should act like a lady not a ______! [fill-in-the-blank] 

Perverted people invented this so-called dancing and somehow made it popular. 

Just thinking about dancing with a guy like that makes SO disgusted. 

So How did the dance end up? Horribly. We just stood there... We danced like they would in the 60's.. got teased at.. which of course, made us stop. 

~

But thank you God for keeping one traditional dance alive: slow dancing. Ah, slow dancing with a guy you love is soo amazing. I LOVE slow dancing. I mean Wrapped up in each other's arms and all hugging/dancing.. It's cute!

So there we were.. all peaceful, (I won't ever forget that moment) Then *record scratch* the pathetic noise came back on, ruining the moment. I feel so bad! Like, he wanted to dance and he was a good dancer in general, not all like: slight hand bang to the beat, little shuffle.. but he danced. It's so funny thinking about that again. It's hilarious, you'd think the girl is a better dancer than the guy. But no! I was the loser who hated dancing. But now that I think about it, I wish I could make it up for him. I was just a freshman then, all shy and blushing 24/7.. But now I'm more outgoing, I can actually talk to strangers without blushing madly! thinking about us just standing there like weirdos... watching other people have a blast.. the poor guy must've been bored out of his mind. I feel so bad! To this day! (Obviously) But, he was being a gentlemen (that are now oh-so-rare) and gave me his tuxedo jacket and walked me home. Leaving me wishing he gave me my first kiss. He left me there with a permanent memory and a photo of us. 

Pigskin's coming up this year. Knowing he's going with another girl.. I miss him, but, I hope that girl will make up the boredom he has had with me.

I can't even believe I'm writing all of this... I'm worried he'll read this..  But It's all good because I know. I know humans move on to better lives. Guys like him shouldn't be pulled down because of a girl like me. Like that cliche quote: If you really love somebody, you'll let them go. That's what I'm doing.  

 

But there's Miranda for you! Pouring out her thoughts on a public blog that maybe, just maybe, he'll read.